So in my free time (HA!) I do some IT consulting work for a few small businesses. Last month I ran into an interesting problem one of my clients was experiencing. Felice emailed to report they could not send email from a particular account they have. This account is set up to receive certain infrequent inquires from the company’s web site. They then check the inbox via Outlook, yes infrequently, and may choose to bestow a courteous reply upon the sender. I was somewhat surprised to hear that she had called Microsoft about this problem sending email and was supposedly told the computer had a virus. This makes a modicum of sense when you consider Microsoft does offer free consumer support for…. wait for it….. virus problems. At any rate they did not actually help in any way whatsoever.
I replied with the standard line of interrogation. Do you have the password for the account? Do you have access to webmail? Are the messages sitting in the outbox? Did you try a reboot?
Felice: no, no, yes, yes of course.
So no way to check easily via another method and no password…… hmm this may complicate things. I could have tried to obtain an error message, but I happened to be busy working my day job at the time and decided responsibly to table this for the evening.
I took a drive over the Tappan Zee Bridge depicted so beautifully at the top of this page, which incidentally is not AS beautiful during the day when you can see all the rust and wear and tear and doubly not AS beautiful when you’re sitting in traffic. It IS being replaced. And luckily I do have my entertaining podcasts to get me through commuting nightmares (yay This American Life!)…. but I digress.
I reached my destination before dusk and got right to business. Well not RIGHT to business; I always chat with my clients. I’m not particularly outgoing or skilled in small talk, but I’ve developed just enough rudimentary social graces to “get by”. So after catching up with Felice I got RIGHT to business. I checked the send/receive error in Outlook and the error indicated that the outgoing mail server was refusing the connection. I saw the hostname of the server and it had the word “Barracuda” in it. My familiarity with the Barracuda SPAM firewall is evidenced by my earlier post on the love/hate relationship of our Barracuda and mail server as well as my collection of black EAT SPAM t-shirts. I wish all our hardware vendors packaged clothing with their products. I’d never have to go to the mall again!
Now, I neglected to mention one crucial detail. While chatting with Felice, she revealed that they’ve had this issue for a week or so before calling me (wow). More significantly, the emergence of the problem immediately followed a long power outage. Now this is a small business with a Verizon FiOS internet connection and a dynamic IP address. So when I hear power outage I immediately think “new IP address”. So now getting back to the Barracuda, I found the web page to check Barracuda’s SPAM blacklist. I entered their current IP address and sure enough POSITIVE HIT. So that seals it. Another FiOS customer, who had this IP in the past, somehow got themselves on a SPAM blacklist. Now poor Felice ended up with it by chance and inherited its ugly reputation.
Thinking back a bit, I do have to give Microsoft some credit. They may have indeed asked Felice for the error and surmised that HER computer was infected, zombified and spewing out SPAM. This would be a logical line of deduction. But A) why didn’t they help her remove the infection?, B) they were wrong anyway and C) i’m giving Microsoft too much credit. Oh and D) suck it Microsoft, computers under my care do not become SPAM zombies.
So I could either try to get their email / web host to whitelist their IP in the Barracuda or get them a new IP. Seeing as their email host is a mom and pop shop with no after-hours support, I opted for the latter option. I rebooted the FiOS router, checked WhatIsMyIP.com, and same damn IP. I got Verizon FiOS support on the horn and the technician had me turn the router off and on several times while he “tried something”. No dice. After succumbing to the reality that he lacked the power to do something so simple as get us a new IP address, we settled on the cop out of leaving the router turned off overnight. Surely after 12 hours it would receive a different address. And it did. Problem solved.
The sad part about all of this IS……. what if Felice and her small business didn’t have an IT genius like myself? She wasn’t even clear on who their email provider was and could not find a bill. Microsoft blamed her. And there’s no way Verizon would have helped if she simply explained she couldn’t send email. They would have tested her internet connection and told her to talk to her email provider, after trying to sell her on some unnecessary “business services” including “advanced email hosting” or some such useless crap. This type of thing should not just happen to people. They’re just trying to run a business like good Americans, and they innocently inherit a tainted IP address from some porn addict who can’t stop from clicking everything bouncing around the screen. Anyway I feel sorry for the next customer to get that IP. Maybe I should track them down and send them a business card……..

